CULTURE? HA!
DEAR VISITOR!

This is the
* RENEEPALMER.COM *
web server speaking to you.

Well, in a manner of speaking, of course.

Web servers don't really speak - they just execute commands.

Yup, we are good soldiers.

However, I have an important message for you.

You see, the owner of this site is really an uncultivated LOUT.

Therefore, I doubt very much that you'll find anything remotely cultural here - any time soon.

Why don't you just have a drink?
You'll get just as much culture at the neighborhood bar.

And bring me a drink too.

Nobody ever thinks of us - sitting here in a room full of wires with nary a drink - or a pizza!

On the other hand ... hope springs eternal so come back sometime and maybe I'll have something to show you.